It can happen anywhere, anytime. You might be drinking with a few friends at a bar or swiping mindlessly through Tinder, when all at once, you see that person. You just have to say hi because somehow you know that you’re meant to be — or that they’re at least really, really cute.
One of the best ways to express attraction nowadays is with the help of a good old-fashioned pickup line. Yes, those extremely cheesy, but harmlessly amusing and clever words of wisdom passed down through the internet to anyone immediately in a situation of heavy flirting.
Maybe you spot them at an open house or you meet them at a coffee shop and get to talking about their career as a realtor. If the particular person who’s catching your eye is a real estate agent or someone familiar with industry jargon, they’ll definitely get a total kick out of the use of these hilarious sayings from Pickupline.net and Pickuplinesgalore.com , aka the sources of all true love. No, they don’t guarantee success or marriage and as always, tread lightly, but just as a realtor should always be ready for a showing or to close a deal, so should you to shoot your shot.
“Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed you checking me out.”
“Does the house come with mitochondria? Because my power house is producing a lot of energy.”
“Hey girl, you might not realize, but you have a lien on my heart.”
“I'm skilled in appraisals and I'm here to tell you – you are priceless.
“Let's make it official and close the escrow.”
“Unlike some of these homes, my heart has full occupancy with you in my life.”
“As a realtor, you must be pretty strong. I mean, you can flip a house.”
“You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless.”
“The housing market may go up and down, but you’ll be hot forever.”